http://obsession-x.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/-t1.htm Sat, 14 Jun 2008 03:26:02 GMT 10 http://i44.servimg.com/u/f44/12/44/65/15/untitl11.jpg http://obsession-x.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/-t1.htm http://obsession-x.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/51-ways-to-annoy-everybody-from-coolfunnyjokescom-t58.htm Love, Anonymous I took some off, just in case they'll offend people. If any of them offends you, tell me, so I can edit it ASAP. Thanks 1- Act like a hillbilly. Period. 2- Improvise Italian operas. 3- Gossip about someone to their face. 4- Answer every question with a question. 5- Repeat yourself constantly. 6- Act like a member of the opposite sex. 7- Repeat yourself constantly. 8- Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons. 9- Repeat yourself constantly. 10- Change what you repeat ... Jokes Sat, 14 Jun 2008 03:26:02 GMT http://obsession-x.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/51-ways-to-annoy-everybody-from-coolfunnyjokescom-t58.htm#847 http://obsession-x.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/51-ways-to-annoy-everybody-from-coolfunnyjokescom-t58.htm http://obsession-x.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/funniest-joke-ever-t6.htm jenny danger bond There are two men out hunting. One of the men faints and goes all stiff and shaky. The other man panics and calls an ambulance. The lady on the phone says 'Ok calm down. First of all we need to make sure he is dead.' The man says, 'OK.' A gun shot is heard then the man comes back and says 'Ok, now what?' Jokes Mon, 26 May 2008 20:31:26 GMT http://obsession-x.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/funniest-joke-ever-t6.htm#15 http://obsession-x.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/funniest-joke-ever-t6.htm http://obsession-x.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/behind-the-glass-door-t37.htm Love, Anonymous Jenny, you can't tell them the answer!!

Behind the glass door:

There are doors but no handles
There are glass but no windows
There are professors but no students
There is the moon but no stars
There is green but no blue
There are trees but no branches.

If you're stuck, tell me, and I'll give you some more hints!]]> Jokes Fri, 06 Jun 2008 23:53:26 GMT http://obsession-x.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/behind-the-glass-door-t37.htm#456 http://obsession-x.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/behind-the-glass-door-t37.htm http://obsession-x.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/riddles-t34.htm jenny danger bond I have a riddle. Let's see who can get it first: How can a woman in Stewart Island legally marry three men without divorcing, widowing or separating? Jokes Thu, 05 Jun 2008 20:20:50 GMT http://obsession-x.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/riddles-t34.htm#366 http://obsession-x.omgforum.net/jokes-f18/riddles-t34.htm